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turbo limp

A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.
Catherine turbo limped to the bus stop, in order to not miss her bus with her friend, Lucy on it.
by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017
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Limp dick

Kate; teddy sent me nudes last night!
Lola; loll was it big?
Kate; naa it was a limp dick tbh.
by bruvvajohnn November 21, 2017
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limp mummy

When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies
Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!
by Handy Crappers March 31, 2016
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limp pimp

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired
Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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Limp Dick

a man who never stands up for what he says he believes in, who cowers in the presence of adversity. Inactive instead of proactive. Not doing what they said they would.
You are being a limp dick for going back on your word after your friend told you their option was better.
by StellaABC May 18, 2020
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Limp as a Bizkit

Billy wanted to be intimate with Becky, but was, unfortunately, "Limp as a Bizkit".
by Jerrodimus Prime January 25, 2005
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limp bizkit

A band which is the subject of yet another pathetically fanboyish urbandictionary controversy over which band/genre is better.

You know what, why don't both sides just fucking lie down and die already? It really is goddamn pathetic that you place so much of your time into this pointless conflict.
Limp Bizkit fanboy: OMG, Limp Bizkit r teh bestz0r!1shift
Limp Bizkit hater: OMG liek Limp Bizkit r teh shitz0r!1shift
Anyone with a brain: just shut the fuck up, you cowardly idiots.
by Lord of the Pies May 19, 2006
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