"Wait man I have to adjust!"
"I get it, you just have a wiener leaner."
"Nobody wants a wiener leaner."
"I get it, you just have a wiener leaner."
"Nobody wants a wiener leaner."
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1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.
4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.
1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.
4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.
John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.
John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.
John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....
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Tracy and Alexandria : Mr. Lawerence, do you know you look like Adam Levine, the lead singer of Maroon 5?
Mr. Lawrence : Shh! Don't tell me secret!
Tracy : Can we have your autogrpah?
Mr Lawrence : Do you wanna start a mob?
Alexandria : YEA!
Mr. Lawrence : Shh! Don't tell me secret!
Tracy : Can we have your autogrpah?
Mr Lawrence : Do you wanna start a mob?
Alexandria : YEA!
by Tracy and Alexandria March 3, 2008
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Barfly 1: I didn't know they are "lebanese"?!?
Barfly 2: Yeah they've been scissoring for years now.
Barfly 1: I didn't know they are "lebanese"?!?
Barfly 2: Yeah they've been scissoring for years now.
by brklyn4 September 28, 2008
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She is a friend worth having and keeping.
She will hurt people for hurting you.
She has got the purest heart, and deserves the world!!!
She is a friend worth having and keeping.
She will hurt people for hurting you.
She has got the purest heart, and deserves the world!!!
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