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Lacko

The term lacko is an abbreviation for the longer phrase "lack of nuts" suggesting a man of low testosterone, filled with angst, and generally lacking in most social categories. A lacko is known to lack frequently causing his friends to continually promote benevolent but powerful pranks upon him, in order to keep his lacking in check. The term is thought to have originated from a pool game involving several friends, in which the lacko of the group loudly exclaimed "I've got the small ones!" intending to refer to the pool balls, but subconciously referring to his own nuts.
Dude, did you hear from Lacko?

Naw man, he's really lacking today...

Yep, he sure does lack.
by Danzius Deathbringer February 5, 2010
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Lackofcocksis

Lackofcocksis is a disease that is commonly found in women that are married for more then 5 years. It typically causes irritableness, stress, constipation, rage, and the desire to conflict pain on a spouse or individuals within proximity.
My wife almost ripped my head off this morning for no apparent reason, I think she has a bad case of Lackofcocksis.
by nigspicnet March 9, 2011
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laydown

The pattern used in delivery of a series of weapons, usually explosive. Also can be used in terms of an aircraft to describe an attack that comes in at very low level at high speed to deliver a string of bombs that land in a line.
The Strike Eagles will come in hot to make a laydown across their front lines, then we hit them while they are rattled.
by Komitadjie November 26, 2006
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sunshine layouts

The only Myspace layout site worth using. Sunshine Layouts is the most stylish and cutting edge of all other layouts sites. Its owner, Melissa, is the most ridiculously amazing person you will ever have the priviledge of meeting. While constantly offering the best of layouts, codes, graphics, surveys, and contests for her friends to enter, Melissa sacrifices her time to raise money for Social Vibe and also runs a "rant" site where people from all walks of life come together to talk about today's issues. Sunshine Layouts is not only revolutionary, it gives hope for all who own a Myspace account to reach beyond the mediocrity of other layouts and look perfect.
Oh my goodness! My Myspace layout looks so gross. I better go to sunshine layouts and do something about it.
by myralovessunshine January 9, 2009
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Lakoofna

"Hey man wanna eat some pizza"
"Yeah man, lakoofna"
by Santi el Magnifico September 9, 2004
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lajkovat

"Lajkovat" means in Czech language to stupidly comment someone's post, photo or link on Facebook. It was created from word "like" by teenagers who spend ton of time on this social network.
Musíš mi lajkovat tuhle fotku, muck!
by lilColN February 20, 2011
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lacko

Another, more polite way to discuss how horny you are. A short way of saying, "lack of sex".
I haven't had any in a month. I got a bad case of the lacko.
by InvisibleMonkey April 26, 2011
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