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Lauzer

An Amazing Family, Very Lovable, Kind, Looks Out For One An Other, Best Last Name EVER
Wow That Family Is Great They Must Be The Lauzers
by chickenwhaffle14 November 6, 2010
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Cunt Laser

1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.

2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.
1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!

2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!
by truk213 October 13, 2009
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With Lasers

It makes anything cooler.!!
Man - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Man2 - *jerkishly* "Your mom!"
Man - "with lasers!"
by ASF18A! February 25, 2010
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Matt Lauer

Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
by Mustache Larry December 1, 2017
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tx3 laser turbo

a car that has changed the evolution of all wheel drive cars in the early 1990's and is now considered to be a cheaper substitute to new subaru wrx's and lancer evolutions. allso made by mazda as "familia gtx" or 2second quarter mile faster version "familia gtr" which is compareable to a new wrx sti and will beat skyline gtr's in stock form.
that tx3 laser turbo just blasted that rattly commo...
by kfsRule September 27, 2005
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Hershey Laser

Diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. When expelled from the colon, the contraction of the anal sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. The resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. The color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.
Sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. Now there's a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!
by Douche McGernigal November 13, 2009
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Ft. Lauderdale

Central City in Broward County Florida. Pretty Big Downtown Area along Las Olas BLVD , Broward BLVD. South Ft. Lauderdale=Trailerswhere i spend 3 days a weekand Public Housing. Bordering Cities are Hollywood , Davie, Plantaion,and Pompano.
by Trig December 19, 2004
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