Law of large numbers

The more times you gamble, the lower your probability of winning.
This law is what helps keep casinos in business, and this law works best with "chance" games like Bingo, Keno, and the slot machines, which are ALWAYS the first games that the tourists, women, and old people play.
Haven't heard much about this law working on the Blackjack and Poker tables though.

Too bad the old grannies who plunk their retirement benefits into the slot and Keno machines don't know about or haven't paid close attention to the Law of Large Numbers.

by unnamed casino employee May 17, 2004

Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.

Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."

by T_rump_supporter April 18, 2013

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

big smoke do be lookin kinda thicc.

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

by becauseyes no yes no 6969 November 1, 2020

Giving it Large

Phrase used to describe outragous,loud,cheeky, gobbybehaviour of a person, or persons. Similar to giving it the big one

Look at them fans over there giving it large, we'll beat their side next week!

by tomtank December 9, 2011

larger than life

Something's that - as the title says - larger than life itself or bigger/greater/better/sexier/harder/stronger than standard.

The song McFearless by Kings Of Leon with its powerful, larger than life sound and distorted bass has drawn comparisons to U2.

by ZantaClawz December 16, 2008

largiloquent dithyramb

A song by Psychostick whose main lyrical body consists of the singer repeatedly shouting "no" to a telemarketer

Listen to the song Largiloquent Dithyramb next time you smoke pot.

by Phoebe Jane May 31, 2007

Large penis

Something YOU don't have

"Wow who's large penis is that?!"
"Certainly not mine"

by Bigbadussy April 1, 2022