laptop

A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.

I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.

by Mel February 25, 2003

School Laptop

Have you ever had a school laptop? No? you're lucky... The School laptop besides being a great drop testing machine is also the currency for buying drugs and gum from school, Make sure to strip the machine before selling and take it to the IT Department and use your one free laptop fix.

Bro you want to sell the copper from your School Laptop

by DADIS D IN ME July 30, 2020

Laptop Lesbian

A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.

Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.

by Marty G. December 10, 2007

laptop

When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.

"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

Laptop Fucker

One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.

boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"

boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"

by tech4ever November 5, 2008

Laptop Gangster

An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.

Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."

John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."

by THATS MAH BITCH! April 18, 2010

laptoppy

To be laptoppy is to want to be on your laptop 24-7 like an addict to the laptop. The laptop has basically become part of you, hence laptoppy.

If the laptop was not part of you, you would not be laptoppy.
If you are at one with the laptop, you have become laptoppy in laptopia.

OMG everyone is drunk so she is going to go be all laptoppy cos she has no one to talk to.

WTF mate.

by i2k May 7, 2008