laptoppy

To be laptoppy is to want to be on your laptop 24-7 like an addict to the laptop. The laptop has basically become part of you, hence laptoppy.

If the laptop was not part of you, you would not be laptoppy.
If you are at one with the laptop, you have become laptoppy in laptopia.

OMG everyone is drunk so she is going to go be all laptoppy cos she has no one to talk to.

WTF mate.

by i2k May 7, 2008

Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.

Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.

by Frinerd October 16, 2013

Laptopping

The conscious act of placing a laptop computer on the womens back while have sex, or making love.

laptopping is a new craze swarming the nation!

by sanctusunus December 10, 2012

Laptopping

Laptopping is where you sit on someone's lap until they become uncomfortably warm.

Jim: Dude, I was laptopping Pam last night.
Henry: How hot did she get?
Jim: Very

by littlernermaid October 17, 2013

Laptopping

The art of a group of recently tubed athletes spending a day in the vacinity of each other but communicating through laptops. Laptopping can only be done by a minimum of 2 persons. Popular laptopping activites include facebooking, msning and stick cricket offs.

I cant move, breath, speak and don't want to see outside. Do you fancy spending the afternoon laptopping?

by Captain timelord the don June 16, 2007

Laptopping

When you sit on a laptop with your friend as your day's activity, because laptopping can only be done for long hours at a time. You can do anything while laptopping but the most common would be chatting via facebook, or any other communication route like Skype. You most likely send many links back and forth and run out of things to talk about at least a dozen times but keep going anyway. Laptopping is the verb form of laptop. It is literally the verb meaning to use the laptop, generally said when doing so at the same time as a friend. Laptopping.

Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna laptop today?

Friend 2: Sure, I fucking love laptopping!
Friend 1: Calm down.

by madebyafan September 15, 2015

laptopper

Those who hang out in public places, often coffee shops, to capture free broadband wireless services. Often their stay exceeds their consumption or welcome.

I had to kick out most of the morning laptoppers to make room for the after-work crowd.

by bugeisha February 9, 2008