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Kristen Grossmann

A very nice girl who likes to teach young children perverted things.
by Drickatie August 3, 2012
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Kristen

An amazing girl who has the best hair. She also has amazing eyes the reflect her awesome unique personalities. She has the greatest since of humor and is always someone you will smile around. Everything about her is the best.
{Person 1}Isn't Kristen amazing?
{Person 2}Yes she definitely is.
by Yeety yeety Yeet the Viola November 7, 2019
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Kristen

Kristen is a girl who will do whatever it takes for you to pity, or give empathy to. she has no reason to. but you will be fooled by her appearance, she is very pretty , but takes advantage of that.
"WOW i cant believe kristen lied to me since day one"
by [MPB] July 18, 2019
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Kersten

To the barber: Can I have a Kersten
by we33eeeee2222mk November 1, 2017
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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a pot smoking weirdo that is an American actress, who works in indie films after she got shit for being Bella and making a Hustle for money during the twilight day's she's now worth over 50 million dollars

She's also a hot ass lesbian that's why her fan's are called krisbians there the only one who sees she has talent And if you don't believe that your stuck in 2010 just watch "personal shopper" and "certain women" your small mind would be surprised and if you still don't believe that

She's the first American actress to win a French a cesar it's like a French Oscar

She also doesn't give a fuck about bras and loves the middle finger.
Homophobic mom: honey who is Kristen Stewart girl on your phone

Random kid: some lesbian stoner girl from L.A

Homophobic mom: I really don't want you to like that girl

Random kid: it's hard not to like her if your a lesbian like

Homophobic mom: Excues me

Random kid: where called the krisbians mom
by Imalesbianbarbz September 29, 2019
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Kristen

A person who would come at you if u call her short but she won’t actually do anything do to her shortness and will somewhat get bullied but not actually bullied about it and no one will ever love this person
Guy 1:Woah who’s that and why is she so short
Someone:That’s Kristen
Guy 1:EWWWWW that’s disgusting
by Sayingtruefacts November 10, 2019
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Kristen Stewart

A really talented actress who is sadly hated for her role as Bella in twilight while she played in super cool movies like speak or spencer

Also she’s cool af
Stupid bitch: uh I don’t wanna see this movie, Kristen Stewart sucks she can’t act!

Clever swagy dude: stfu and grew up, it’s been a decade since twilight you have to fucking move on..
by Pu$$ywagon February 17, 2022
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