fart-knocker

A male homosexual. Often used by straight males against other straight as a means of humilating him.

"Shut up, you fartknocker!"

by Fatty June 20, 2003

cock-knocker

one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole

that guy's a total cock-knocker

man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!

by celestia April 10, 2006

rod knockers

N. great big huge fucking titties

Hey, Bo! Look at the rod knockers on her, those jugs are huge!

by Hammerhead1903 May 30, 2008

turd knocker

Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.

I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

apple-knocker

a rural person, a rustic person

Get out of my buisness you apple-knocker.

by Light Joker August 21, 2007

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

shizzle knocker

To pound (or to have sex) with someone in the anus area..

Yo dogg Kyle is a shizzle knocker, in fact that's the only way he likes his play.

by Squickdogg August 3, 2007