Kiwi

A crush, someone you’re interested in romantically

I have a kiwi on Matthew!
I’m never gonna get over this kiwi
My kiwi will never like me!

by diamonditsl August 15, 2023

Kiwi

The strongest female in the hxh universeAU Fanfiction. Thick skinned, aggressive, violent but has multitudes of potential and reserves of unbridled love.

Muscle mommy!

Hisoka and Illumi Zoldyck's Wife AU fanfiction

"Kiwi, you don't have to be scared of me or Illumi." Hisoka pulled my body into his lap, my back flush against his chest, his hands firmly squeezing my legs and kneading the muscle beneath.

by Xzyztent November 21, 2023

Kïwi

dumbass who can't beat nablo in a rap battle

reiss5ive: dam that guy has no chance hes a total Kïwi.

by KingNiblo November 26, 2019

kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.

The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.

by yaboymd March 7, 2017

kiwi dinosaur

A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.

"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."

by nugeny_x May 13, 2014

Kiwi pass

Kiwis (New Zealanders) are internationally renowned for smoking joints down to the cardboard filter.
A "Kiwi pass" is when the roach is passed on to the next person and results in them burning their fingers and mouths if they try to inhale since there's nothing left.
Brought about because Kiwis smoke 100% pure joints and people from other countries mix their's with tobacco. Thus the very end of joints in NZ are still good but overseas they are less than good.

"What the hell are you passing that to me for, I dont want no kiwi pass!"

by Slippery as an Eel May 8, 2007

kiwi fucker

A person, usually an Australian squeaker that has a god complex, is looked down upon by others, and who constantly complains and annoys others.

Me: "Wow, that whiny young kid from earlier is a kiwi fucker!"
Everyone else: "Yeah, what a fucking kiwi fucker."

Reasonable Person: "Damn, Carwasher_ is a kiwi fucker"

by Nock_The_Legend February 26, 2017