kiwi accent

a new zealander will have the nasty habit of pronouncing their 'i's, 'o's and occasionally 'a's as 'u's and ciritise australians who dont talk like fucktards, as discovered on a recent trip to new zealand.

Kiwi 1: "hay bro, lets get some fush and chups. wheres the fush and chups shup?"
Kiwi 2: "just over thut brudge bro, about fufty-sux metres away"
Kiwi 1: "suck bro"
Kiwi 2: "nice kiwi accent bro"
Kiwi 1: "what accent bro?"

by holmesinho January 26, 2007

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Kiwi Cootchie

1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.

David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie

Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.

David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?

David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...

by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015

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