by Totallynotfish September 22, 2025
Get the Kirbingulus mug.The act of unexpectedly ejaculating onto someone’s neck, typically from behind or above, for the sole purpose of startling, annoying, or asserting playful dominance.
"I kirked Jessica last night, it was such a mess."
"Hey Toby, I was wondering if you want to come by tonight?I'm still thinking about the kirking you gave me last week.."
"Hey Toby, I was wondering if you want to come by tonight?I'm still thinking about the kirking you gave me last week.."
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I’m going to Kirk you.
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by Senator Nick McKum October 28, 2025
Get the Kirking mug.in reference to the epstein emails in which donald trump allegedly gave neck/head/a blowjob (aka kirk) to bill clinton (nickname bubba)
by Endless Pit November 17, 2025
Get the kirking bubba mug.A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.
Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"
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