Kirbingulus

A horse that is strange

(horse)
Man: OMG ITS KIRBINGULUS THE STRANGE

by Totallynotfish September 22, 2025

Kirking

The act of unexpectedly ejaculating onto someone’s neck, typically from behind or above, for the sole purpose of startling, annoying, or asserting playful dominance.

"I kirked Jessica last night, it was such a mess."
"Hey Toby, I was wondering if you want to come by tonight?I'm still thinking about the kirking you gave me last week.."

by NeekoCheeks February 18, 2026

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026

Kirking

slang for dying
Also used to describe explicit action including the genitalia area

“omg this is so funny im literally kirking”

by SOStipdi October 22, 2025

Kirking

When a lesbian woman beatboxes on a pussy before eating it out as a form of teasing their partner.

All this Kirking is making me so thirsty.

I’m going to Kirk you.

I got Kirked so gooooood last night aughhh

by Senator Nick McKum October 28, 2025

kirking bubba

in reference to the epstein emails in which donald trump allegedly gave neck/head/a blowjob (aka kirk) to bill clinton (nickname bubba)

yo u heard donnie was kirking bubba back in 2018?

by Endless Pit November 17, 2025

Kirking

A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.

Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"

by Taintnosunshine November 19, 2025