The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.
"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
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The card with Helen Keller's name on it that always manages to win the round in the game Apples to Apples.
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Get the Teen Kelly mug.Kelly is the girl that will have you from hello, the feelings of amazement and loveliness will be extraordinary as you look into her eyes, every time you glance at her her beautifulness will be glowing. Once you get to know her you will soon realize there’s no other girl that compares to her and your heart will hurt for not having her claimed as yours. If kelly ever gives you a chance which she prolly will she’s a very outgoing person then your and her love together will be unstoppable, you will be having a long bright future with kelly:)
“Have you seen kelly today, i really need to tell her my feelings”?
“nah man i haven’t heard from her.”
“nah man i haven’t heard from her.”
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Yesterday I straight up pulled a Sean Kelly, made $500 at work then spent it all at the strip club. Woke up on my lawn.
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