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r. kelly

See I roll around sittin' on dubs, cat and the mouse high on shrubs.. coolin' in my escalade man i'm paid i got it made. take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face......I'm going to piss on it. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i dont even want none of the above i want to piss on you, yes i do, i piss on you i pee on, is that that ur body, ur body, is a portopotty, and i pee on it, like it knows karate(knows karate) imma pee on u, drip,drip,drip, pee on all on u, its on its on u.. u wont feel quite the same when you get a whiff of my hershey stains.. i wanna poop on u too, i wanna piss in ur food, the only the thing that makes my life complete is when i turn ur face to a toilet seat.. i want to piss on u, yes i do, yes i do i pee on u,i piss on.. wont u brade my head wont u brade my head
by steve February 28, 2005
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kelsy

a cute and cuddly oddball who will most definately love you for life if you're nice to her.
kelsy is my best friend. i love her!!<3
by kelserrrrRrr August 17, 2009
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kelly clarkson

Born on April 24, 1982, Kelly Clarkson is the amazingly talented first American Idol Winner. Commenly known as "the girl next door" by her loveable, gunuine personality. Debut single, A Moment Like This, set Guiness Record for largest chart jump in history. Debut album, Thankful, is mulitplatinum.
"Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist."
by katieUSA11 September 12, 2004
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Kelsy

The most gorgeous girl in the entire universe; has gorgeous eyes and is the most caring person ever.
by eagle eye1003 February 2, 2010
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Kelly

Warrior princess, so bow down. She demands respect, but gives it too. Face of an angel, kind, sexy, generous, fun loving beauty. Perfect features, gorgeous hair, white straight teeth, sparkling green eyes, round curvy ass. Every guy wants a Kelly. Every girl wants to be a Kelly. She has plenty of people to choose from and treats them all special. Never talks bad about others. Smart, fashionably dressed. Always a standout in a crowd. Mostly outgoing, sometimes shy, which can be mistaken for snooty, but isn't. Great business sense. It's great to be a Kelly.
I wish I were a Kelly. Everything goes her way.

It's a Kelly. (It's a wrap.)
by friend4alifetime February 4, 2010
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Kelly Clarkson

The only American Idol winner who really had major success, probably because she puts out the best songs of them all.
Coming up we got Kelly Clarkson right here on on your #1 hit music station.
by 1069 August 27, 2005
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Kelley Armstrong

Kelley Armstrong is a Canadian author, primarily of fantasy works. She has published twelve fantasy novels to date, most set in the world of Women of the Otherworld series, one crime fiction novel, and the Darkest Powers Trilogy. Armstrong has confirmed contracts with her American, British and Canadian publishers for novels seven through ten in this series.

The novels:

Bitten (2001)

Stolen (2002)

Dime Store Magic (2004)

Industrial Magic (2004)

Haunted (2005)

Broken (2006)

No Humans Involved (2007)

Personal Demon (2008)

Living with the Dead (2008)

Frostbitten (2009)
dude i love Kelley Armstrong! She's da best!
by mmLeeLee September 16, 2009
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