johnetta

a socially awkward, weird girl who will laugh at anything anyone says

Boy 1- wow, johnetta is really weird
Boy 2- yea and socially akward

by IT_ye_DUDE February 6, 2017

johnnyextreemo

the koolest guy ever, sexy, smart some times... easy to love, extremely hot, and can kick all of your aasses at once.

that guy is so johnnyextreemo

by Johnny Extreemo March 27, 2004

johny

someone who steals something and then lies about it

"God, he stole sugar and lied about eating it, he's such a Johny"

by betergang4lyfe September 1, 2018

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

the Johny

The Johny is when you take a dump in a girls mouth then make her suck your penis

My girl totally gagged last night when i gave her the Johny

by Dan the jam man June 11, 2006

johndeeb

1. (v.) To connect two pieces of electronic equipment that previously were considered incompatible, usually in pursuit of some electro-orgasmic experience.

2. (n.) A soybean that glows in the dark, usually having hallucinogenic properties.

1. As in, "Look how he johndeebed that PSP to a car engine. That is one sick motherfucker."

2. As in, "Dude I ate too many johndeebs, I see flying rainbow monkeys."

by Mister Roboto July 16, 2008

johnei

A former music maker (2007-2017) has been nominated with 4 music awards , has a lit , sad , funny and happy attitude , has a few fears but he's never worried about ' em and has a beautiful girlfriend he met on November 3rd , 2015

Johnei is awwsome

by my squads April 8, 2017