Jobby

Jobby... the definition of a big fat shite that's also a ghoasty

I've just took a brunny jobby

by Deanno October 8, 2023

Jobby

A portmanteau of "Job" and "Hobby"; usually derived from the fact you live paycheck to paycheck in a capitalist hellscape, Your Hobby becomes a source of side-hustle income that you tend to rely on, rather than it simply being a way to relax and gain enrichment as a human.

Ironically, as a nod to the definition across the pond, it does, in fact, feel like shit.

"I like to crochet, but in the winter it becomes my Jobby."

"Nah, that's not a serious vendor, thats someone with a Jobby. if theyre still here and selling in 3 years, then theyre serious."

by Tttessy November 7, 2023

Jobby

A hobby that becomes more like a job.

Watering the yard started off as a hobby but it's become more of a jobby.

by Cavebilly January 21, 2024

Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

Lobby jobby

When you are sharing a hotel room with a friend and need to take a dump so you use the restroom in the hotel lobby out of curtesy.

Hey, Steve, that curry is doing a number on my guts. I’m going for a lobby jobby.

Thanks, Dave.

by RoboScot80 June 8, 2021

Jobby

Jobby is a very smart person

Oh wow that person is so good at school, yeah that must be a jobby

by wuhrwoihreowehirewr October 18, 2022

jobby bones

a guy that is good

Rohan: who is this kid
Dylan: He is a pure jobby bones

by joshtacos27 October 23, 2022