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jesserbation

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure
damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.
by the masked avenger July 6, 2006
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jeterian

1. making a play like derek jeter
2. a way of playing baseball; with class and determination and unbelievable plays and swings
wow, tulowitzki made a jeterian play right there with the skip, jump and throw
by jf2080 August 23, 2009
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Jenster

Nickname for the coolest Jenny you have ever met in your entire life! If you have met her, these might be a few of her characteristics:

1. Will listen to any kind of music and rock out to it. Can be found in traffic singing way too loud with one hand on the steering wheel and a sencha shot in the other.

2. Her personality is truly memorable and even contagious!

3. She likes sushi, mochi, kimchee, and musubi's. How cool is that!

4. She is a wonderful mother and wife. When you see her kids its natural to say "what great kids, and beautiful"
Must make take after their mother because...

5. Jenny is beautiful too!
"Oh Jenster, you crack me up!"

"JENSTER!"
by BiBimBap February 4, 2010
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Justerface

The opposite of a butterface. A person who's only attractive feature is their face.
She's got a cute pic on her profile, but I met her in person and she's a total justerface.
by Trak3r January 14, 2009
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Justerbation

This is a masterbation act performed by people called Justin, first discovered on 10/02/2016 when a guy by the name of Justin dislocated his shoulder by performing such an act it caused serious injury which resulted in him having to work from home for a whole week.
Justin isn't in the office today, he's had a major weekend of justerbation
by rhodzy September 21, 2016
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JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.
they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual
by simp for jesse January 3, 2021
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derek jeter

Most well rounded player in baseball. Plays up to his high salary, will sacrafice his body to make a play. (diving into the stands face first) Hits for contact and power. Modest as hell and a pleasure to watch.
Dude, I saw Derek Jeter walking down the street and Baltimore, he asked me if I was going to the game.

Did you get his autograph?

Naw, Neither of us had a pen, but he was damn nice.
by Aaron S K April 28, 2006
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