jelly monster

Jelly monster is someone who is consumed by jealousy or spends much time in a jealous rage.

Please don't turn into a jelly monster. It's already hard enough to deal with your jealousy.

by downsouthman2 December 10, 2013

jelly wrestling

A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.

The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.

My wife lost her bikinis at the jelly wrestling contest.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.

Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.

by cool4dude November 8, 2005

Jelly On Springs

A bouncing bum, not necessarily female.

The once was a curate at Kings
Whose mind was on heavenly things,
But his heart was on fire
For a boy in the choir
Whose ass was like jelly on springs.

by John Tzetzes May 8, 2011

jelly bean

Someone who acts/plays hard headed, but really is soft at heart. Like how a jelly bean is hard on the ouside and soft in the middle.

"Thats my brother, Ant. I call him jelly bean. Hard headed on the outside, soft on the inside."
From the movie; ATL

by Nick Meers July 9, 2006

jelly roll

1. Female genitalia.
2. Intercourse

Old blues song: "Jelly roll, jelly roll, sittin' on a fence / If you doan get some you ain't got no sense / Just wild bout my jelly / My sweet jelly roll." (NOT composed by Jelly Roll
Morton)

by Jesfine September 2, 2003

jelly tots

A type of sweet sold as far as I know just in England...they are alright - quite similar to fruit pastilles

I just ate a jelly tot

by ogaiy June 7, 2003