Jail Jeans

Jeans worn in a filthy jail holding cell while being detained after a night of awesomeness.

I't 6am man, why are you doing knocking on my door? And wtf happened to your pants, it looks like you sat in period blood

Fuck off man, I got jail jeans

by Frost_303 November 10, 2012

Jail Seat

The results of being a new male inmate. The new inmate finds them self being used for the sexual gratification of other inmates, causing injuries to the anus.

The new inmate after a night in the Holding Tank found himself standing with his back to the rear of the cell, because he was unable to sit because of suffering from jail seat.

by I got Rossed December 28, 2008

Kale Jail

Being on a strenuous diet, a term originally coined by accomplished MMA fighter Lucas Rosa

Man, I'm going to be in kale jail until I get my summer body back!

by The ultimate definor 3 June 30, 2023

dirty jail

Dirty jail: When you drop the soap bar in a prison shower then you butt get multiplied in size by 50 by a big dude.

Dirty jail is not fun.

by SuperBigWilly February 14, 2023

Under The Jail

Life imprisonment without parole, especially when used with "up".

That man deserves to be up under the jail for stabbing that poor kid to death!

by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 October 15, 2023

Jail belly

When an inmate comes out of jail with a large weight gain.

I don't know if I'm pregnant or if it's a jail belly

by Sammtime January 28, 2017

jail bird

A criminal who has been in and out of prison.

This guy doesn't learn his lesson, he's such a jail bird.

by LATINFOX February 11, 2020