Jas-itis 

A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.

Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow

Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.

I think my Jas-itis is starting to come back after I watched that video of that boy on TikTok.

Jas-itis by jazzy.inf January 5, 2023

WOOLLETT-ITIS 

A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.

Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..

WOOLLETT-ITIS by Suck a Fkwit July 24, 2023

smile apple-itis

this a "disease" when you find anything funny for no reason and cant stop laughing. this could also be used when you get hurt and laugh hysterically to the point where people dont know if your crying or laughing.

becky- "do you know the answer to number 2"

susan - * laughs hysterically
becky - " um that wasnt a joke, are you okay?"
susan - "i think i have a small case of smile apple-itis hahaha"

laughing for no apparent reason

smile apple-itis by bigdumper101 July 10, 2017

Chick-Fil-Itis

That feeling you get when you're craving Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday but it's closed.

*On a Sunday*
Person 1: "Bro, I'm craving Chick-Fil-A."
Person 2: *Hits blunt* "It's not open bro, it's Sunday. You got Chick-Fil-Itis man."

Chick-Fil-Itis by Carthago Delenda Est January 29, 2018

butthole-itchy-itis 

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine

John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.

butthole-itchy-itis by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021

beat the meat itis 

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.

“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

beat the meat itis by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022

pre-itis 

The opposite of having the itis. When one has pre-itis, it is also known as having the munchies or just hungry right before taking part in eating a big meal.

Man I haven't ate for 13 hours. I'm fixin to have 2 large pizzas and 2 litre coke. I gots the pre-itis.

pre-itis by citytv is everywhere May 8, 2006