Rusty iPhone

When you take someone's iPhone and shit on it , then rub it in their face.

"Dude I totally gave bartholamue a rusty iPhone"

by bartholamue April 30, 2013

wow iphone

what you say when you're an indian guy who gets his android phone destroyed and then some other indian guy gives you iphone

Guy 1: iphone
*sounds of an android phone hitting the ground*
Guy 2: *getting ready to attack guy 1*
Guy 1: *gives guy 2 iphone* iphone
Guy 2: wow iphone

by TechNerd22 September 25, 2021

Iphoneitis

A sickness that leaves afflicted unable to function in society as they cannot stop messing with their IPhone.

Yes he got fired for not doing his job but it's not his fault he suffers from iphoneitis.

by Vaez_vaez July 7, 2010

iPhone Hoe

An iPhone Hoe is basically an person who thinks iPhones are the best and all other phones are shit.
They are usually very annoying and all of them are some 12 to 14 year olds.

iPhone Hoe: omg, you're using an android? LOL POOR
android guy: you're such an iphone hoe

by someone who exists in this wor September 17, 2020

iphone 12 pro

A phone like the 11 pro except looks like a brick and has a liar scanner for image and night mode stability.

Person 1: Hey I just got the iPhone 12 Pro!
Person 2: Yo man that phone be looking like a brick!

by Beach Boy 50205 March 24, 2021

chocolate shitty iphone charger

The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.

Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022

iPhone

The latest shitty fad.
Those people who say we call it a piece of overrated shit because we can't afford it, are beyond wrong.
Of course we can fucking afford it, it's just 600$, but we don't see the need to buy it.

Brat: OMFG I got teh iphonezzz!
Regular guy: *sigh* you bought that pos too?
Brat: OMG SHUT teh HELL UPPP! appLE makes GREIT PRODukts.
Regular guy: How can you live with yourself? I mean, you bought a phone for 600$, what a waste
Brat: chepskaet!!1
Regular guy:*grabs iPhone and throws it away*

Honestly, kids these days think that any product Apple makes with a lowercase "i" in the beginning of it's name, is super awesome and is a must have. (see iPod)

by Common sense FTW November 5, 2008