Aw shit my tit

A trans man will say this when pole dancing

Aw shit my tit hit the pole

by Himapeeps January 28, 2022

are you shitting my dick

another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"

"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"

by ITSALLYLMFAO March 21, 2022

I shit my hardest

A common expression meaning to try ones very best.

To overcome ones most difficult obstacles.
To be said with absolute enthusiasm, or with utmost despair.

Tai- "So how did it come out?"

Amanda- . . . "I shit my hardest"

Tai- *simple smirk and solid head nod

by Product-of-Brooklect October 27, 2016

who shit my pants

You bruh.

“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.

by Rufflesright July 7, 2023

Are u shitting my nable

Frase used when something insane happens

I cant believe Jessica died! Are u shitting my nable!?

by lobemobey November 2, 2021

Half Shit My Pants

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.

I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.

by Bbo1234 November 2, 2022

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016