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international beat-off day

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2014
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international convention

International convention or IC is a once a year event where Jewish teens "come to touch boobies and get their dick sucked" -Hoodie Allen.
by JEWish March 12, 2015
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internal laughter

Sometimes you can't laugh when you know something was hilarious. Or laughing on the inside.
It was funny I swear it caused me internal laughter
by PentaDan September 12, 2016
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internal breakdown

Having a mental breakdown inside your head but not showing it externally or just surpresssing it. You how sometimes you stare into space and you have a poker face but people know something is going through your head, it’s like that but all day.
Person 1: Hey do you have the keys to the car?

Person 2: ...

Person: I guess he’s having an internal breakdown, I’ll leave him alone
by sweetdevilprince October 10, 2017
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On February 15th all the people that didn't get a valentine celebrate together. Cheers 🥂
International single people's day is today
by Sherbi February 13, 2020
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International fuck off day

International fuck off day is on the 3rd of April.
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off
by Dafuckdoyouwant April 1, 2020
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International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"
by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021
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