riding instructor

A really cool and awesome person who mucks out horse stalls, grooms horses, feeds horses, rides horses and teaches people how to ride horses.

(Riding instructor asking riders to do things on a group lesson)
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*

by awesome horse luver April 24, 2010

Whatever pisses your instrument.

A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'

Jade and David are deep into conversation:

Jade: No, I don't want more kids!

David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.

Jade: .. What?

David: You heard me.

Jade: .. You be cray cray.

by I Can Ride A Mastodon March 13, 2010

spring breakers intro

a place where girls flaunt their boobs and drink beer - also known as the introduction to the movie "Spring Breakers"

man, you've seen the spring breakers intro, right? all those girls flaunting their chatchka, wow.

by pleaseletmepostthisidk April 13, 2014

instrument

1. a tool for creating music.
2. safe word for a tool used to smoke marijuana; as in a pipe, bong or similar device.

1. the tuba is a large, cockblocking instrument.
2. vendor, please hand me that hippie-shaped instrument and a sample.

by meaney December 7, 2006

Instruction

A kick-ass song by Jax Jones, Demi Lovato, and Stefflon Don

Person 1: "hey have you heard that new song Instruction?"

by Lovatic4DemisAss June 23, 2017

Fitness Instructor

A man or woman dedicated to improving the physical fitness of others through the implementation of a rigorous workout schedule. Because of their well toned bodies, they are often the target of many sexual advances.

Girl 1- "Hey, do you think that new girl in spin class is really here for the workout?"

Girl 2- "No way, she totally came to throw herself at our buff fitness instructor. How sad."

by GirlUpstairs April 27, 2009

Playing the instrument

Engaging in an act of fellatio with a male sexual organ

She was playing the instrument last night

by XenoMR2 November 3, 2008