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Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.
Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."
by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011
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body inflation

The fetish involves inflation of someone's body like a balloon, usually sexually like breasts, ass, stomach, etc. It can have subcategories such as berry inflation, air inflation, cumflation, and stuff. Yeah. Its weird.
Message the lesbian menace#9327 for questions, comments, or concerns
Now I present to you, a convo that happened irl :)
"Huh... Ok so... You like the idea of people inflatingggg... like balloons?" She asked while smoking a joint.
"Yup. Thats body inflation for ya." I said laying on the bed embarrassed.
"Ok... Well hey, you like what you like, balloon bitch" she smirked and passed the joint to me, "Maybe we can try it sometime, eh?"
by the lesbian menace#9327 April 24, 2022
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inflated

you have lived your life pretending there is no death. thus failing to value it, appreciate and milk it. everybody hints at your talents, your strength and beauty but you won't get up and get your share because you just won't see. You focus and obsess over him, channelling all your energy into your vague hope that he will love you and through a miracle you will function as an independent, studious, dedicated servant of your community.
Dear crush, I feel so inflated when associated with you but so deflated when alone in my room /
I don't know whats wrong with me.
I just know that you make me happy.
🖤
by Krkič May 3, 2019
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infactuation

it means something like when u think u like/love someone but u actually dont...after sometime you will realise that...
Me loving him was just an infactuation.I dont really love him actually.
by spice August 12, 2004
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infactuated

When a person is obsessed about being right, or looking smart, to the point they will make up any "fact," no matter how delusional or far fetched it seems
Paul: "Did you know Texas is the biggest state in the U.S.?

Dan: "No, I'm pretty sure Alaska is way bigger actually."

Paul: "No, it's right here in the newspaper, let me find it."

Dan: "I think you're overly infactuated."
by Cd141414 April 23, 2014
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Belly inflation day

Belly inflation day is the day when you send your friend videos / images of belly inflation fetishes!
Sarah! Why did you send me a picture of James Charles stomach expanding.

Its belly inflation day Travis!
by Lunarrrrrr August 8, 2021
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Over-inflated

Your date is over-inflated, let some air out of your blow up doll.
Ken left his over-inflated date in the restaurant when he went home.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2017
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