Wallet Buddy

The condom kept in every man's wallet that never gets used

D: Hey it looks like Andy might get some action tonight
E: Dont count on it man he just pulled the lost in your eyes gag.
D: Looks like his wallet buddy wont get used once again

by felixthebear June 12, 2009

toffee wallet

1. The aftermath of a follow through
2. A wet fart

Woops... I had better clean out my toffee wallet. Has anybody got a tissue?

by The Wronguns November 08, 2018

Sushi Wallet

A female's promised land, "danger zone" and/or hot dog bun.

Man, that girl's got a real sweet sushi wallet hanging off her!

by Cyndy Multari April 28, 2008

Brown Wallet

This is a sex act where you fuck a girls ass until she shits all over your cock. Then you take the shit and smear it all over her pussy lips.

HOLY SHIT, I totally gave my girlfriend the ol' brown wallet last night.

by 1234543212345 July 09, 2009

bollock wallet

A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.

"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "

by carl dave, jonesy dave May 24, 2008

Sausage Wallet

A slut. Women who makes money by sleeping with men.

That sausage wallet sleeps with anything with a heart beat and a penis.

by J-Lee October 24, 2007

sausage wallet

elizabethan (medevil) term for whore

Jim: How many guys have you slept with?
Sally: Alot.
Jim: God you're a sausage wallet!

by Pirate Queen010 March 31, 2008