Alien pet

An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.

It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"

"Ohh boy do i"

"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
by DonnyThePhatass September 16, 2019
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teachers pet

to be always trying to impress the teacher and get on the good side.
teachers pets include the good kind that's doesn't try and doesn't use it for advantages. others include the teachers pets that do it for the label and the special privileges. but the worst teacher pet includes the kind that do it so when students dob them in the teachers don't believe it.
man I wish I was one of those teachers pets
I hate that girl, she is such a teachers pet
by Cassandra Fuziness March 18, 2015
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pet-friend

When you like making fun of one of your friends usually all the time, that friend is your pet-friend
Andy is always making fun of her pet-friends Charlie and Daniel.
by Andy S² November 18, 2015
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pillow pet

A plushy pillow animal that likes to make love to your good dreams and destroy your nightmares.
It's a pillow! It's a pet! ITS A PILLOW PET!
by VegetaAdmirer January 29, 2015
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Petting Zoo

A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection
Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful
by foug March 24, 2003
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Heavy Petting

Rubbing and groping between individuals as part of non-penetrative sex or "making out". Typically completed with clothes on, but there have been reported cases of naked heavy petting occurring in some regions.
Q:Did you and jimmy go all the way last night?

A: No we just kissed and did some heavy petting.
by Toddgaines February 03, 2012
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pet the kitty

He likes to pet his girlfriend's kitty to get her off.
by mury December 02, 2003
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