Pocket Condom

A condom that has been in your pocket for a very long time. Very compressed and looks like you've sat on it for 20 days. Only used in emergency's.

"I almost had to use that nasty pocket condom, but I found a black gas station condom thank god."

by Dierks Olgensen May 3, 2010

nerd pocket

The breast pocket of a shirt. The pocket where nerds carry their pocket protector.

My shirt was ruined when a pen exploded in my nerd pocket. Dang! I wish I had a pocket protector!

by iyhnALEX June 1, 2012

pocket slap

When you reach with your right hand into your left pocket and proceed to pull a backhand out of your pocket.

Usually done when you tell a person that you have something for them in your pocket and they think its a present or something.

Hey Alfonso I have something for you.

Really?

Ya hold on a sec.......Bam!! Pocket slap bizznatch!!!

by Zygorff October 31, 2009

pocket Washingtons

One-dollar bills.

Man, I'm just playing poker tonight but with all these pocket Washingtons it looks like I'm going to a strip joint.

by nznator August 31, 2009

Pocket Jelly

A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets.

As in "Wow, that girl was so hot! I just dropped a pound of pocket jelly thinking of her!"

by bazzr July 30, 2010

Pocket Sage

A Pocket Sage is a character in Valorant (sage) who when is a Pocket Sage will not focus on getting kills but will only heal you and not let you die.

Marco: Can I be your Pocket Sage
Charlotte: Sure baby

by Marcodataco April 13, 2022

velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.

1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."

by toast455 July 2, 2005