Mom: Honey what does your fortune cookie say?
Jimmy: "Your future looks bright and prosperous... in the bedroom"
Mom: We are never coming to this Chinese restaurant again!!! Thats terrible!!!!
Jimmy: "Your future looks bright and prosperous... in the bedroom"
Mom: We are never coming to this Chinese restaurant again!!! Thats terrible!!!!
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The room in which many events occur, wether its sleeping, bed wetting, watching particularly vulgar videos on your new laptop (your parents still question why there was a white gooey substance on your old one), staying up all night on your phone complaining you didnt get any sleep last night, having your friend over (who is a girl) swaring you were just "studying" last night, and much more.
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Get the In the bedroom mug.six flags in the bedroom is when a man has many techniques during sex and will always pleasure anyone in the bed with him, if you meat a guy like this he will confuse you at first but really hit it off and you will probably want to stay with this man just because of his sex.
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