Call of Duty fan-idiots

A fanboy who is a Call of Duty "gamer". Basically the worst human being to walk on Earth.

Vocabulary: Nigga, Fuck, Shit, (New player) sucks, etc. In other words, insults.

Also, one who is a corrupt fanboy is an uneducated idiot who speaks in double-negatives.

Me: Why the heck is someone talking smack on Team Fortress 2? And that guy is cussing uncontrollably.

COD Fan-Idiot: Shut up, nigga. Call of Duty is better than that Team Shitress 2.

Me: If you don't like it, then why talk smack on it?

COD Fan-Idiot: Shut the fuck up, nigga, ain't nobody got no time for you. Stupid niggerish nerd

Me: You Call of Duty Fan-Idiots disgust me.

by Shero.EXE January 4, 2014

survival of the idiots

An episode of Spongebob Squarepants in which Sandy eats a ton of nuts the store fat for hibernation season in her Tree Dome. Spongebob and Patrick end up going inside to see what she's up to and the door freezes shut in which they are trapped inside and forced to survive for all of winter. They do this by shaving patches of Sandys fur to use as warmth for the harsh climate. They eventually wake Sandy when they were arguing as to who is Dirty Dan and who is Pinhead Larry. Sandy and proceeds to practically killed both of them and give them their own grades.... morbid for a kids show huh? Anyway, as previously stated they make it through the spectral apparition that is the fact that it is snowing inside a dome with no clouds or westher... underwater. Sandy wakes up apparently losing all the weight games from eating all of the knots and then finds that all of her fur has been shaved off and then disturbingly where SpongeBob and Patrick as clothing..... our generation would be so fucked if they actually looked into these shows.

The Donner Party, survival of the idiots

by Hunterthrkingsassani February 19, 2014

Shit Idiot Haven

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.

Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

left lane idiot

On some highways the far left lane is designated for passing only. (Typically with signs that read "Left Lane For Passing Only") Left lane idiots are people who stay in the left lane, even though they're not passing anyone.

I got stuck behind a left lane idiot and a slow poke in the middle lane for twenty miles.

by RedWillow February 22, 2009

idiot proof

Something the internet isn't.

If the internet were made idiot proof, then google would run out of business.

by RabarJabar August 4, 2009

idiotspeak

(n.) the language used by people who cannot type quickly and efficiently (or properly, for that matter) and therefore resort to making fools out of themselves.

iLuVsOcCuR: omg i wuz lyke tlkn 2 chris an he wuz lyk omg ur so hott
pRePgUrL: omgz u meen chris frm ur sci clas
iLuVsOcCuR: ya him hes so hott
pRePgUrL: omg ya tel me wat ahppnd tehn
iLuVsOcCuR: hes lyk do u wnat 2 go out w/ me
iLuVsOcCuR: i lyk dyd
iLuVsOcCuR: omgomgogmogm i kno rite
pRePgUrL: ogmogmogmoomg tahts amazng waht did u say
iLuVsOcCuR: ogmz i sed yes of cors!
pRePgUrL: lol lol lolzzz

Me: Wow. Just...wow...hence the term idiotspeak...

by Someone who can actually type May 16, 2006

Idiot Stick

In the Midwest an idiot stick is a tool resembling a golf club with an elongated head that is serrated and used for cutting high weeds.

The convicts swung idiot sticks all day under the hot sun, cutting weeds along the county road.

by Marklemagne March 20, 2010