i need to take a dev

i needa take a shit

bro i need to take a dev

by opiumnav September 12, 2022

I need space

Leave me alone. PLEASE

Person 1: hey how’s a going *touches them*
Person 2: stop I told you I need space

by Chickenfeetslippers November 27, 2022

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 3, 2019

i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 6, 2023

I Need A Bug!

I need some food!!!

I Need A Bug!: Crim be a good kitchen bitch and get me a damn bug.

by I Need A Bug! September 25, 2021

I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.

I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!

by beardy6991 April 9, 2008

I don't need to

Anything I have "done" to justify anything is entirely hypothetical.

Hym "I don't need to. These fucking half-wits are going to do what they are going to do either way. That's what ya'll don't seem to understand. The thing that you're doing was already happening. You don't like that I was "talking shit" but all these ignorant motherfuckers do is talk shit. I'm not going to kill myself over it BUT your kids might. So... There you go! Enjoy. You all love it. You all get to feel better than someone. I'm not going to learn a lesson and you kids will break before I will. It just don't matter. They don't actually care. All I've done here is give them something to pretend to care about."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023