hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017

Humming Maven

1. The action in which one person takes a popsicle and inserts it in another person's armpit and moves it in a circular motion.
2. A person whom hums when frustrated.

1. When I recieved my first humming maven I was very alarmed.

by DogAteMyUsername March 21, 2010

Hum hum hums

When she promised you yum yum yums but ends up using her hands so it’s a hum hum hums. Maybe you should’ve bought given her a massage first or started the yum yum yums. Either way those hum hum hums don’t hit the same as the yum yum yums.

Bro my girl promised me yum yum yums but when I came home late she pulled out the hum hum hums :(

by Rooooodyyy123 February 13, 2021

Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

Hum Now

A splendid, spectacular exclamation used to replace the phrase “Fuck yeah!”

Often used in a celebratory manner following an amazing performance or action.

“No way Beattie just detwigged that kid 🫨 … Hum Now, Beattie!”

by Coochiegripper420 May 8, 2024

hum hole

- A vagina that go brrrr

- Her hum hole bussin

by anonymous May 19, 2023

Hum noi

Slang for tiny penis also known as floating lobster if you look it up on Google translate

See now every time there is a dead lobster say hey hum noi

by Ooooooof hehehe June 7, 2018