Hookiepooh

A slang for horseshit only a conservative mother would use.

Mom: Son I'm sick of your attitude it's a bunch of "hookiepooh" you understand me?
Son: mom why don't you ever cuss when you're mad.

by kenanw15 January 13, 2015

honking weiner

The act of grabbing another mans penis over his pants when he is not expecting it and yelling honk.

At the weekly poker game Steve became upset from me honking weiner.

by Weinerhonker August 1, 2016

Hooksnatch

Variation of calling someone a cunt. Slang for vagina in a deragatory way.

Berna told Stephanie to stop being a hooksnatch

by JuanSpankyIvan September 19, 2018

Hoskin

It's fucking Hoskin not Hoskins you fucking retard

*teacher doing class register*
Teacher: Megan HOSKINS
Megan: IT'S FUCKING HOSKN, NO S, NO NOTHING. H. O. S. K. I . N.

by How fun! July 13, 2019

Hookie Jookie

Hookie Jookie means to have sexual intercourse with another person

let's have Hookie Jookie tonight

by Cheese Man#0085 May 7, 2023

Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!

1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "

by KaySof August 6, 2012

smog hocking

entering an area that has already been hot boxed and not participating in the smoking, rather, just breathing in the smoke in an attempt to get a secondhand high.

“Are you going to smoke at Josh’s party?”
“Nah, we’re just gonna be smog hocking when y’all are done.”

by bbygrlslc August 6, 2018