Hoofin'

Used when describing a member of the opposite sex that is either fat, or unattractive.

"Holy shit, that girl is hoofin'! Yeah we better man the harpoons real quick"

"I got drunk last night and had sex with this girl that was hoofin' real bad"

by Jenko Iz Legend October 19, 2008

hooking bitch

A person who is a whore and also a huge bitch.

"That girl is a hooker and also a bitch."

"What a hooking bitch."

by SexyTrucker November 20, 2009

Hooting Devices

Occasionally useful code among men for a womans breasts.

"Did you see the Hooting Devices on Marcy?

"See them? Theyre already in the Spank Bank"

by Eli Karatchik May 21, 2010

Hooping Cock

This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.

Wow!
Stacey is such a tramp, she let me hooping cock her last night!

by love_the_hoop October 4, 2011

Hooping cough

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"

by FionaB June 28, 2015

Hooking up with a silver lining

When you are having sex with someone but see the possibility of a future relationship

There's a guy I'm hooking up with a silver lining. Maybe in a couple of months we'll date.

by Gessa2 December 2, 2016

Hooding

A Nigerian slang for ghetto

This is what we do in my hooding

by Clazzik August 7, 2017