hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.

“Did you only light one side???”
“Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”

by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021

Hoboken Horse Hoof

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.

I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

Hoof-hearted

An antique word for horny, more appropriate for polite company.

I’m feeling hoof-hearted tonight.

Hey, Netflix and hoof-hearted fun?

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack

“My camel toe is so big I think it’s a camel hoof”

by Daddy B D July 11, 2018

Hoof draggin bitch

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.

That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.

by Urban observer September 17, 2019

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015

Hoofing

To shove ones hoof into an orifice

She's in for a good hoofing tonight

by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020