Hoofin'

Used when describing a member of the opposite sex that is either fat, or unattractive.

"Holy shit, that girl is hoofin'! Yeah we better man the harpoons real quick"

"I got drunk last night and had sex with this girl that was hoofin' real bad"

Hoofin' by Jenko Iz Legend October 19, 2008

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hooking bitch

A person who is a whore and also a huge bitch.

"That girl is a hooker and also a bitch."

"What a hooking bitch."

hooking bitch by SexyTrucker November 20, 2009

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Hooting Devices

Occasionally useful code among men for a womans breasts.

"Did you see the Hooting Devices on Marcy?

"See them? Theyre already in the Spank Bank"

Hooting Devices by Eli Karatchik May 21, 2010

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Hooping Cock

This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.

Wow!
Stacey is such a tramp, she let me hooping cock her last night!

Hooping Cock by love_the_hoop October 4, 2011