Hamburger Helper

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

Hamer

An uncommon man's name for a unique man. He is often loud in a good way. Passive and care free. He is risky and loves fast cars. His motto is "what's the point in drinking if you aren't gonna get drunk." Hamer is very giving and secretly sensitive.

Wow, Hamer sure has a groovy car.

by Best friends fo life February 3, 2010

Hamburger Time

The Way That The Characters From Metalocalypse Sugar-Coat The Term 'Dying!'

"You're Closer To 'Hamburger Time' If You Don't See A Doctor!"

by -SQUASH- November 26, 2009

Hamburg Oil Spill

When a person who has taken laxatives (usually in prepearation for a stunt shitting exercise such as Albanian Roulette, Albanian Baby Shower, Bulgarian Carpet Bomb, Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash, or Haggis Surprise) ends up shitting to early or in the wrong place. The said person's anus wil leak their watery liquid will spill out much like an oil spill. Due to the nature of such stunt shitting exercises the liquidity of the shit will behigh and will spill for quite a distance covering a very large area

Matt: Me and Xander were gonna Bulgarian Carpet Bomb that lamer Curtress' party but Xander goes and takes too many laxatives, he caused a Hamburg Oil Spill all over my car

John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean

Bill: Damn Fucking Straight

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

Hamburger meat

Regional to shore areas of South Jersey, some residents (late teens to early thirties) often use "hamburger meat" as a euphemism for chest hair. Hamburger meat is an especially prominent feature of French Canadian tourists, as are speedos. Hamburger meat is also used to point out when a man has obviously taken great lengths to display his man mane, i.e. - unbuttoning polo style shirt completely, and flattening the collar to maximize fluff effect.

Ex. 1
Worker 1 - Damn, dude..... Did you see that guy that just left the hotel lobby?
Worker 2 - Yeah, he had his hamburger meat hangin out over his grape smugglers.
Ex. 2
Hotel guest 1 - I won't be coming back here. The dirty worker guy keeps leering at my wife...
Hotel guest 2 - Yeah, he struts around the pool trying to impress everyone with his hamburger meat.

by Gee El September 5, 2012

neil hamburger

Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.

A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.

by Boo-yah Grandpa February 28, 2007

hambergod

Hambergod is the entire universe as a whole or everything that we know of. It is a reference to the Hambergod Theory which states that everything is part the same thing. For example, a hamburger consists of many different things such as, but not limited to, meat, cheese, pickles, ketchup, bread, etc. Which are all completely different things but together make up one thing, a hamburger.

"if you harm others, you harm the hambergod, and thus yourself."

"If you disrespect the hambergod, you disrespect everything."

"If you disrespect anything, you disrespect the hambergod."

"I believe in the hambergod."

by Twisted Necromancer January 19, 2018