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Word that one would say then some thing goes tits-up!!! Its the word that sparked off the other word, Hagred
Nial askes " R u lot coming out 2night??"

Ross says " No, i'm eating bannas 2night"

Jordie replys " No, i'm well too poor"

Aggi replys " No i like sleep to much and i'm old, and i'm fitting my new stair lift!!"

Nial says "Haggied!!!!!!!!"
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The Haggies 

When ingesting large quantities of marijuana, some people may experience a sensation of be weighed down, to the point where they feel as if they cannot move. The name for this is “The Haggies”, referring to the “Hag” which is a sleep paralysis demon that is believed to pin people down. Despite the negative connotations of the name “The Haggies” are quite enjoyable.
“Yo, bruh! U good?”
“I smoked way too much, I got the Haggies”
The Haggies by eatbeatnskeet February 17, 2021

Haggising 

Necking on with a bird up the back wheel of your mates ploughing engine
James went haggising with some random bird in the playpen at Dorset
Haggising by Steamy-lover April 23, 2022

HaggisStuffedPussy 

So like it’s pussy with haggis in it.
I hope you never get that image out of your mind.
Charles-“man I sure am hungry, got anything to eat Alex?”
Alex-“HOW ABOUT SOME HAGGISSTUFFEDPUSSY?”
Charles-“AAAAAAAAH”
*fucking dies

haggisbiologicalmother

a decrepidthing that lurksin northern house school and beared the child named haggis higgins the 27th
oh! hello haggisbiologicalmother
haggisbiologicalmother by dobytean September 8, 2023

Heggison 

Person's favorite number is 94. Mostly a guy, big forehead, HUGE adham's apple. Sucks at motocross, sandbags the beginner class and thinks hes good.
Man, that dude is Adham Heggison!
Heggison by T-WayneKid101 January 11, 2012