old hag

usually seen around an old geezer. she yells at young boys passing by dragging sticks across her fence, or even yelling at her great dane shes too old to even own.

"you boys throwing rocks at my woofie?"
"shut up you old hag and go fuck your geezer!"

by Doug Streichan September 30, 2007

fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 30, 2003

drag hag

A woman who loves the company of drag queens.

Meis is such a drag hag. She goes to this gay bar every weekend with Tequila, Marilyn and Devina. Tequila, Marilyn and Devina dress like women but are actually men.

by Eveline May 18, 2006

fag hag

Any straight woman who, for some reason, happens to spend a lot of time around gay men.

"I go to the gay bar because I don't get hit on there."
"No, you go to the gay bar because you're a fag hag!"

by Qit March 29, 2004

sea hag

A hideous woman found on a cruise ship

"By God Dr. Farnsworth! Why are you conversing with that sea hag?"

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008

Stag hag

Straight guys who have, due to current circumstances, been hanging around the gay pasture. They like to mow, they eat a lot, they shed socks. We have the gay women's security force after a couple of fights broke out over TV remotes. They eat a lot. They gays saw them as exotic at first, now they are just guys hanging around gays. They are growing on us.

The stag hag speaks longingly of the 1980's, when they worked for a union and made a great living.

by Victoria Bronzeworth August 17, 2018

money hag

A person who thinks life is predicated on the monetary wealth acquired throughout life.

Life is about more than making money; don't be a money hag!

by MadZuul April 17, 2016