Hat Faggot

When you are at a stop light that turns a 3 lane road to a 2 lane with other cars, hat faggots will pull into the third lane (turn only lane) on purpose (despite all the signs), and will accelerate past you while the third lane merges to cut you off. If successful, this individual will slow down so that you have to go around.

Hey, look in your rear-view mirror. That hat faggot is going to try and pass you once the light turns green.

by E-coli face Jim April 26, 2011

hat trick

Having sex three times in one day with three different partners

I fucked Suzi, Carmen, and Dana...thats a hat trick

by Anonymous December 21, 2002

hat-tastic

having two or more hats simulataneously, implying a level of ridiculousness

Tulula is Hat-Tastic!

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

hat trick

When you nut in a woman's pussy, ass and mouth all in the same night.

I hat tricked the girl I took home last night...it was epic!

by Nasty Niko September 28, 2012

Hat In The Cat

When you're scrumpin' and you've been going at it so long that your condom slips off your weenis, and gets stuck in her vagina. That's a Hat in the Cat.

"We were at it for over an hour when I noticed things weren't right. So when I looked down, I saw that we'd accomplished a Hat in the Cat."

by Derpa Derpa March 25, 2005

hat-in-da-punch

to ruin the moment or event

my mother walked in the party and put her hat-in-da-punch

by petitjermaine October 10, 2012

Hat kid

Hat kid is the cutest cinnamon roll ever...
Being lewded by shitty people like Shadman

´Oh hey, what do you think about hat kid?´
´Shes cute, but underaged

by SmuglovesHK June 26, 2019