Gurt

Hurts so good! Like When you get a deep tissue massage and it hurts but feels so good at the same time. It gurts!!!

It gurts when I get a massage, particularly after a good workout.

by LollyColly August 14, 2017

Gurt

Gurt: someone who does something very smart but also very dangerous

Gurting: The act of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

Yo: Gurt chill out man, you almost got us killed with that lane change

Gurt: Yo, chill out. We gonna get there faster.

Yo: U right gurt, my bad twin!

by Real_Gurt May 3, 2025

gurt

to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half the bottle of cough syrup.

by thatsnowconeguy January 12, 2018

Gurt

Gurt is an Instagram brain-rot character derived from 'Yogurt' as 'Yo gurt'. As if saying 'Yo' to someone named 'Gurt'. Often followed by Gurt's response 'Yo'. Other terms like 'Gurting' have the same meaning as Gooning.

Gurt is often mentioned without context and accompanied with excessive slang for comedic effect.

"New slang term just dropped: '!' used to end a sentence with excitement. Example: sybau Gurt u pmo fr kys!! 🥀🥀🔋🔋 Gurt: yo

Group gurting at 3.
Gurt: Yo

by Doohickey- May 8, 2025

Gurt/Gurting

The action of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

That dog is doing something very smart but it is also very dangerous you could say it's gurt/gurting

by Youseeiknewthiswashappening April 10, 2025

Gurt

To take part in act that is both incredibly smart but possibly dangerous.

My friends and I went out to juug; it was quite gurt of us.

by Foenemjuug April 10, 2025

Gurt

Splooge, mangravy, mangoo, dick-wid, ball batter, spunk, semen, jizz,

I was tearing the skin off it when my bro walked in the room , the gurt began to squirt when we locked eyes.

God made gurt, gurt don't hurt

Hurtin for a gurtin

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022