Gurping

After gooning so much, you begin to shoot blanks uncontrollably.

"Did you hear, Franklin exhausted himself last night after watching something."
"Yeah.. He said he couldn't stop gurping."

by anonymous March 24, 2026

Gurping

To uncontrollably start shooting blanks after gooning so much.

"Owwww, I can't stop gurpingggg"

by anonymous March 24, 2026

gurting

somethings thats very smart but also very dangerous

yoo kevin has been gurting damn

by allsaintsschoolshillong July 17, 2025

Gurging

The trance-like state achieved by gooning one's penis.

I'm in a gurging state right now, don't call me

by deletd July 27, 2025

National Gurning Day

National Gurning Day is a day when you and all your mates link up and gobble down a shit load of MDMA /ecstasy/cocaine/ Ketamine or Speed. Anything that'll get you off chops while nearly chewing your face off.

"Hey mate, let's get off our chops on National Gurning Day "

" Five caps down the hatch "

by Carmella Daisy June 8, 2019

American Gulfing

When you ban people from changing genders/names based on that and then change the names of the commonly agreed upon names of geographical locations.

"Trump really screwed the pooch after all the American Gulfing he's done in his term.

by Where'sGermany? February 24, 2025

Gurt/Gurting

The action of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

That dog is doing something very smart but it is also very dangerous you could say it's gurt/gurting

by Youseeiknewthiswashappening April 10, 2025