um, grats?

"um, grats?" : Originated from GameArena Message boards. Meaning a sarcastic way of saying congratulations

person 1: Hey guess what!? I got a new girlfriend!!!!!
person 2: um, grats?

by anthologie November 26, 2006

Grate Cheese

The act of masturbating quickly and furiously.

"That strip bar was great, but now I've got to go grate cheese"

by gratecheese December 3, 2011

Gratisfaction

Gratisfaction is a feeling of contentment associated with getting something for nothing. From the word Gratis meaning without charge or payment combined with satisfaction gives once a feeling of gratisfaction.

Gary was overcome with a feeling of gratisfaction when his freebie arrived courtesy of Gratisfaction UK

by DanceYrselfClean March 5, 2015

Gratchling

A Gratchling is someone who will not and can not control their undying rage, loneliness, and horniness.

My boyfriend is so lonely horny and irritable, he's such a gratchling

by Feeglesnort June 13, 2023

eternally grateful

When you owe explicit favors

He paid her rent, car payment, and credit card bills. She was eternally grateful, if you know what I mean...

by Cpfjr January 17, 2018

Lesbian gratitude cookies

In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.

McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.

by The Girl Shepherd June 1, 2018

Dick Cheese Grater

When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.

Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?

by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019