gronked

when something is very weird or out of the ordinary

why is this so gronked

by the most gronked January 28, 2025

Gronk

When some is so stupid you call them a gronk.
It’s an Australian slang and it means you are a max level stooge

‘’Oi Jayde is such a gronk’

by FudaTinkle June 3, 2018

The Gronk

A character used in Russian folklore and found in ancient Egyptian stories.

A being gifted with supernatural abilities that is considered immortal. A legendary being capable of inhuman feats of strength.

A creature that mango farmers in Brazil are commonly on the lookout for due to it’s habit of stealing large amounts of mangos.

Gronks, are a special forces unit in certain militaries.

1. Go to bed now, or the Gronk will come for you!

2. Keep your yogurt away from where you sleep, or the Gronk may find you.

3. Look! In the trees! I can see El Gronko, he’s got the mangos!(The gronk is referred to as El Gronko in some countries)

4. Watch out for that guy, I heard he was once a Gronk.

by anonymous November 28, 2021

Gronk

A low class drug pusher who constantly cheats on his drug addicted girlfriend.

Did Stephan get caught thej robbed again.. he’s such a Gronk.

by On2ya April 27, 2025

Gronk

A term used to describe an absolute waster, an idiot acting like a total mong or simply an individual that's been on the dank substance.

Mate 1: so where did James go last night?
Mate 2: oh he got smashed off 3WKD's and went home the total gronk.

by Urban_$am32 April 3, 2016

gronk

an absolute gronk, someone who is british, with no hair and terrible breath/teeth.

Haprer is a gronk

by That-one-guy-you-hate November 7, 2021

Gronk

The bald son of a male stripper

Gronk gronk

by timothyChino March 2, 2022