Greasy Grafton

A nickname for the city of Grafton, Wisconsin because of it's overall shittyness. They call themselves the "heart of Ozaukee county", when everyone knows it is the septic tank of Ozaukee county. Called greasy because not only do they suck, but its inhabitants all smell bad and are greasy.

Guy 1-"Hey I live in Grafton"

Guy 2-"Greasy Grafton, haha"

Chant: "Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton!"

by bulldog20101234 July 23, 2010

Greasy Norman

The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.

John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.

by Ry Dawg June 17, 2006

greasy scrub

Boys who could have potential if they washed their long hair. A greasy scrub has a nice face which is hidden, wears skinny jeans with large hoodies, and attempts to skateboard. They are usually emo-wannabes, that look as if they have butter poured on the top of there heads, leading down to their faces.

Rachele: Ewww, Tyler's such a greasy scrub, just look at that hair.
Sophie:It's like he bathes in butter.

by dooophie. January 20, 2009

greasy pierre

almost butt fucking a chick; cock-to-ass contact without the anal penetration

Greasy Pierre! Shit, I'd rather butt fuck ya!

by Da Nastee One April 30, 2004

Greasy Sanchez

When in any occasion a guy wipes the sweat from his balls on a girls upper lip.

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but with ball sweat.

Also see Greasy Rosita.

It was a hot day out so I gave her a Greasy Sanchez. I told her it was just water though and all day she was going around wondering what that funny smell was.

by jackie June 10, 2003

Greasy Maxine

When you fart and shit a little bit.

Those prunes gave me a greasy Maxine.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2017

Greasy Poon

The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.

Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...

Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!

or

Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.

Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!

by BuggyBottles September 16, 2013