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Goose

Someone who's being/acting silly or says stupid things.
by Dee_izme May 25, 2006
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Goosed

1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"
1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"

Me: "You goosed it, bud!"

2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"

Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.
by GooseMan March 26, 2013
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Goose

Noun: A female with many unintroduced hot/fun/attractive friends.

Longer Definiton: A female who has recently been introduced to one or more in your circle of guy friends. This female either has many hot friends in her circle or has the potential of having hot friends. Unfortunately, this female has not yet introduced her friends to your group. Her friends are therefore considered eggs that the goose can lay, if and only if the goose is treated properly in the intial stages of group introduction. If someone angers, f**ks, etc the goose too soon, she may not lay eggs and therefore becomes dead to your group. In essence, the goose has been killed and can not lay eggs, ie. this girl will remove herself and her friends from you.

Tread Wisely: You always have to take care of the goose, they never run out of eggs and are pretty easy to please as long as you don't f**k them. Eggs are easliy broken and pretty easily replace, so there is no real need to be careful. Bottom line: Don't be a goose killer.
Mike: Hey guys - check out that chick. Probably a total goose.
Paul: Yeah - look at her friends, we have to meet her.
Jared: Paul, just don't kill the goose till she's laid some eggs for the rest of us.

Grant (to Rick): Ben, did you nail that chick at the bar last night?
Mark (to Rick): Yeah man - how'd that go?
Rick (to group): She's a goose guys. I fed her some grain so soon she'll lay some eggs for us. Her and her friends want to hang out with all of us next weekend.
by Sick Richard July 16, 2007
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Goose

A verb. To beat someone in a race. To run past someone like really fast.
In order for Jimmy to win the race, he needs to goose past Bob.
by The Man, man August 30, 2012
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Goosing

refers to a man who has a sexual encounter with a woman, and refuses to recgnoize her existence afterwards.
"Dude, Alexis was great in the sack but i've been goosing her ever since cause she's clingy as hell"
by B-Town playa May 22, 2010
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The Goose

The Goose, mostly used in a poker game, meaning you are having a run of bad luck, that you have been delat a bad hand
The goose is honking
by Chris Lambert April 29, 2006
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Goosing

goosing is when a girl attempts to be a hoe by showing off her ass that is flat af, but in reality she is awkward as hell and can't talk to a guy and becomes a weird awkward goose.
Justin- yo that girl over there is awkward as hell.
Tim- yeah that girl is always goosing she can't even make eye contact with a guy.
Justin-lmao she's probably lesbian.
by Fuckgooses March 17, 2017
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