Left on goodnight 

When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.

Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.

Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.

Left on goodnight by iamanthonydean January 7, 2020

kiss the kids goodnight 

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

kiss the kids goodnight by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

I'm tired goodnight 

Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)

Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.

I'm tired goodnight by TheGuywhodoesidk July 20, 2023

kiss the homies goodnight 

THIS IS NOT GAY, kissing the homies is not gay unlike two gay people kissing. It is to show the homies that we are homies so they don't think we are not homies. I fwe do not kiss the homies goodnight we wake up dead... i mean don't wake up the next morning.

imagine a guy on his way home. "AW CRAP BRO" (he forgot to kiss the homies goodnight) therefor he must now drive back all the way no matter how far away from them he is and give em a kiss (not gay)

kiss the homies goodnight by chainsbillyandbob4life October 25, 2023

Thank You and Goodnight 

A song that the pilot vas of Hazbin Hotel sang that made fans cry

Person 1: what’s your favorite song the pilot voice actors sang?
Person 2: definitely ‘Thank You and Goodnight’

Thank You and Goodnight by Addicted to the Poison⭐️ January 20, 2024

Making out with the homies goodnight 

The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.

While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.

Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.

Sarah: Isn't that gay?

Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.

Sarah: ...Josh??

Josh:...

Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!

*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*

Making out with the homies goodnight by JoshtheNOTgayguy1275 November 14, 2023

say hallelujah, say goodnight 

the best fanfic to ever exist.

have you read duplicity?

why would i read that when i can read say hallelujah, say goodnight

say hallelujah, say goodnight by esnyxvol6 February 28, 2021