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gloobu goo goob

Someone unbelievably silly.
"Ugh, Daniel is such a gloobu goo goob."
by ChippyChip September 24, 2023
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GOOB

That stupid tattoo that idiots have on their legs
Amanda has a GOOB on his leg
by begum07 July 5, 2019
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goob in a tube

An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.
"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"
by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 9, 2024
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goob

goob is very very tiny man and he is really tiny because he’s just a tiny goob
goob is a baby
by goobisthebest November 22, 2021
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Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.
Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks
by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025
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Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
by MiaNotell November 5, 2020
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Goob

Hey teacher can I go goob?
Yeah You can!
by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021
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