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giant retard 

a big guy who does idiotic things and sounds stupid when they talk.
playing video games and trying to pass a music section for the 13th time.

J:Alright I got this!!

K:Just go with the beat, man.

J after completing the section and throwing the controller down: YEAH!! RUFF RUFF!! AAAAHHH!! (while standing up and pounding on his chest)

K:WTF, man?!?!? THAT'S MY CONTROLLER YOU THREW ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE SUCH A GIANT RETARD!!!
giant retard by aznstrtlegend April 26, 2011

giant frozen head 

When Ice fishing, You drill a hole in the ice and stick your penis into the water, a fish will think that it is bait and give you head.
I went ice fishing and obtained giant frozen head over the weekend.
giant frozen head by Riot September 3, 2008

Giant German Gravy Gun 

A german who can cum long distances.
Nick blew a load from his Giant German gravy Gun from one end of the house to the other and hit James in the face.

Giant Sausage 

the most amazing person on xbox live.
she rapes at gears of war and gets head shots with the shotgun all the time.
her best friend is Stronger and when she runs you over on halo 3 with a banshee you'll laugh at what the bottom left hand corner has to say when you die.
"yo, that giant sausage just splattered me on halo with the banshee"

"i love that xbox live whore Giantsausage. she makes my head explode on gears."
Giant Sausage by GiantSausage January 20, 2009

giant sheep AIDS 

When one has sex with a sheep, they may contract this STI.
The symptoms can include a fever, wool growing over your body, a fetish for eating grass and a tendency to "baa" when excited.
It was a crazy night with that sheep, I fear I might have giant sheep AIDS
giant sheep AIDS by cscstsheep July 22, 2012

giant flaming walrus penis 

A massive walrus wielding a very large and erect penis, but it gets better...it's on FIRE!!!
PLEASE CHOKE ON MY GIANT FLAMING WALRUS PENIS!!!

Giant Douche 

A Giant Douche is one who frequents seedy strip clubs and annoys managers, guards, girls and patrons alike. Cleverly disguised as a working man with money by wearing a fluro shirt bought at Crazy Clark's for $2, they give themselves away by repeating the same phrases every five minutes and drinking VB. Once removed from a venue, giant douches often thank their evictors for the honour of being evicted. Giant douches also unthinkingly hand their girlfriends tasers after guards also act like a giant douche and call them a skank
Kev: You know me, I'm Kev
Tito: Kev, you're a Giant Douche and a pain in my ass. Get out!
Giant Douche by Sledgie November 22, 2009