Stumble Fisted

Out drinking, a little past a legal limit, stumbling with two drinks, one in each hand.

I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.

by Red & Kiki February 20, 2012

blond fused

Blond fused describes the confusion of a blond, natural or otherwise .

Sorry I missed your party, I was blond fused about the date.

by Irish eyes May 22, 2014

cool fused

related to a thing or event being extraordinary and amazing

"how was your trip?"
"it was pretty cool fused, man"

by charleston III June 13, 2017

Baby fisted

Punching a baby

Did you hear about trump he baby fisted some womans kid

by Potlatch July 8, 2017

Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.

Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!

by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018

Fyre Fested

To be lied to/scammed/gypped in a big way. In relation to the 2017 Fyre music festival fail.

“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”

by Hingle Mccrinckleberry February 1, 2019

Lich Fisted

The action of getting your inner organs ripped from your body via a single hand.

Becky got lich fisted by her dad, must have been a rough night...

by The rosser September 28, 2019