fidget spinner

A pacifier for the hands

"Hey, look, he's feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Fudgepacker

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Also called ef-pea (f.p.)

Fudge packer, someone who packs fudge. Not at the chocolate factory, well maybe at a kind of chocolate factory.

Derogatory comment about being Gay.
Reference to someone who participates in anal sex.

Was used alot in the 80's, best example is from the movie "No Apparent Motive" starring Charlie Sheen, When the two cops discussing a murder that had occured at the "ENDZONE", a nightclub.

Also called ef-pea (f.p.)

Cop says to the other cop:
The ENDZONE, not a bad name for a fudgepacker bar.

I wouldn't mind packinn his/her fudge!

by Benjamin Werner February 2, 2006

fudge dragon

A really big turd. Poop. Crap. Ish.

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Mr. Mackey: "Let me assure there is nothing funny about going up to a nice clean - unsuspecting urinal, mmkay. Dropping your pants and then turning around... squatting over that urinal, mmkay... maybe - maybe pulling your buttcheeks apart with ur hands, mmkay. And then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see."

by vtpguitarist October 13, 2006

packing fudge

Tom Cruise's day job.

I saw Tom Cruise packing fudge today at the fudge packing plant. Later, he packed fudge into a truck. After work he was packing fudge with Mel Gibson. He later ate all of that fudge and got yelled at by Mel Gibson, who has made him his bitch.

by Krakatoanus April 16, 2010

fudge dragon

a turd
as popularized in the hit show South Park

You probably think it's real funny to just lay a huge fudge dragon in the urinal, but it's not!

by Barchack October 12, 2006

Fudge Slug

Poo.. The product that leaves the body via the anal passage... Sometimes with speed and projection, but usually slowly and painfully.

A Fudge slug specifically is a little squishey poo.

FUCK I just left a fudge slug in my knickers!!!

Dude that kinky bitch just fudge slugged all over my pillow.

by omgijustshat August 20, 2010

fudged up

a funny way up saying I ###### up

I fudged up man, i'm sorry

by jg009 November 10, 2011