A shirtless wonder wearing tennis shoes and no socks with a mullet and farmer tan. When angered throws unopened cans of Bud Dry tall boys at you but is so drunk they mearly hit the ground 10 ft in front of him and skid under a stage or other object you may be sitting on.
by Cabe April 29, 2005
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A portmanteau of the words 'fuck' and 'conquer'. The state of being supremely inebriated; on the brink of a syncopal episode.
Other synonyms not listed below: hammed, hamboned, hammerboned, shmammerboned, shitfaced, shitty, fried, blitzed, blotto, bombed, cockeyed, crocked, fuddled, juiced, lit, loaded, pickled, pie-eyed, slopped, sloshed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffed, steaming, stewed, stiff, stinko, tanked up, three sheets to the wind, buzzed, sober, straight, square
A portmanteau of the words 'fuck' and 'conquer'. The state of being supremely inebriated; on the brink of a syncopal episode.
Other synonyms not listed below: hammed, hamboned, hammerboned, shmammerboned, shitfaced, shitty, fried, blitzed, blotto, bombed, cockeyed, crocked, fuddled, juiced, lit, loaded, pickled, pie-eyed, slopped, sloshed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffed, steaming, stewed, stiff, stinko, tanked up, three sheets to the wind, buzzed, sober, straight, square
Alex drank the entire 30 rack over the past 4 hours, did a strikeout, and is now fuckonquered on the floor over there.
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Get the fuckoffingist mug.v: the act of facebooking someone/s in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit. Stems from the ancient method of sexting, only now you can engage with more individuals at once.
I am so excited, last night I started fucbookin with some of my old classmates and now we are meeting this weekend.
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Get the Fuckonaut mug.(pronounced fuck not)a fucknought is an asshole,douche,fuckface,dickhead, and etc. to a point where it is beyond description and the only possible insult available for such a despicable creature.
sean: have you heard the new skrillex album? its great!
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