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Feet Fuckery

The lack of one taking care of their feet.
This feet fuckery has to stop, it's not too much work to get a pedicure!
by MTB_29er July 19, 2011
mugGet the Feet Fuckerymug.

Vortex of Dog Fuckery

The Vortex of Dog Fuckery is act of dog fucking at work by a singular individual at such a sustained effort which drags the rest of the team down with them.
Ryan don’t suck me into your vortex of dog Fuckery. I really need this job.
by DogFuckery November 20, 2022
mugGet the Vortex of Dog Fuckerymug.

Fuckery

This statement is commonly used to express ones emotions. Emotions such as pure hatred/ extreme anger.
Hugh Jackman rejected my myspace invite.

THIS IS MAYJOR FUCKERY!
by jancewicz August 19, 2009
mugGet the Fuckerymug.

fuckery

A (public?) location used for large quantities of fucking.
This is my favorite fuckery. I got a LOT of tail here last night.
by Bobo Bobo, Biatch July 21, 2009
mugGet the fuckerymug.

Fuckery duckery dock

It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock
Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework
by Macynotfound August 15, 2021
mugGet the Fuckery duckery dockmug.

Presumption of Fuckery

That apprehensive feeling you get whenever dealing with any sales reps, repair people, or upon receiving any shipment, since you can rest assured that: a) the sales rep is bullshitting you, b) the repair person effed up, and c) something got busted, missed, or otherwise messed up in your shipment.
“When that truck driver just grinned after I asked about the busted carton he wanted me to sign for, I was hit with a strong presumption of fuckery.”
by JohnnyShabazz September 3, 2018
mugGet the Presumption of Fuckerymug.

holy shit fuckery

An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.
You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"
by thegoddamnroommates October 31, 2011
mugGet the holy shit fuckerymug.

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